Greetings Surfers...Anothernonymous here tinkerin' around with this free stuff. Did I hear somebody ask out loud: "Anothernonymous, Who the hell is HE?" Well, to answer that question in one word, it's 'Me'. I'm the 'Other Guy' who writes things but never signs them (except for 'Anonymous' of which, I'm the OTHER one). "What do you mean 'One'..There's millions of people who use 'Anonymous'.
"Well, AGAIN you're wrong! Anonymous is ONE person, (actually he's my older brother who's been around for...Ages) and I'm the other one. Don't believe me? Ask anybody if they know Anonymous, they'll say, "Isn't HE the guy who never signs his work?" See what I mean? 'That other guy! NOT those guys' or THOSE people but one, singular, entity'..He's my brother!
Uplifting isn't it..?
...Knowing that there is only ONE person to blame for those 'less than profound' quips and artworks that no one really wants to take responsibility for. But don't get me wrong.. We NEED Anonymous around so the World might see how the 'Other' side views things and after-all, "He IS my brother".
...I, on the other hand, am more 'In Vouge' with the community at large. My quips and artwork is more 'Today' and when it's time for me to retire I hope to take a back seat for another, more profound artist (hey! I can say that..After all, who's to doubt MY abilities? You gotta find me first and as I'm 'Anothernonymous' it's gonna be just as hard to catch me as it is to catch my brother).
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Enough about me...
...Let's talk about 'YOU' for a moment. Fact is, you're just as 'anonymous' as I am. You sit (stand or lean) in front of you're lil' monitor and watch as the world passes in front of you.. Problem is you can't keep it to yourself! You gotta 'TELL' the whole world who you are and what you've done. So you sign your name on every document that's placed in front of you and tell anyone who asks that it was YOU who did 'this' or said 'that'.. But I don't blame you for wanting recognition, if I didn't have a 'price' on my head then I'd probably crow just as loud. Price? Yes, an actual 'price' I'm wanted in lower Slobovia for creating the instructions on the bottom of all their coke beverages which states,
"open OTHER end".. The Slobovians took this as an insult (although immediately after I did this, coke beverages jumped ninety percent in consumption).
So, What Else is New?
Have you ever wondered how many peopole wipe their butt with their right hand and how many use their left? Do you wipe from front to back or back to front? Finally, how many of you 'Look' to see if you picked up anything? Irrevelent? NO WAY! We all gotta know these lil' secrets...Why? Because I'm 'Anothernonymous' and you're not.
anothernonymous@killamail.com
Finally...Why I'm here
Wanna read a story? I got a good one which deals with all you 'litterbugs' out there. It's really a warning to let you know that you're really NOT gettin' away wih anythin'. Come on in..
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